Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you Jenny Beckman. Bitch.

Don't you just love it when you realise that you are the only marginally sane person left on this planet?

This is for you...

Two posts in one day....
But I just gotta mentions this, cause I'm way excited.

I think I've got myself my first hater

!!!

Call me weird, but I've been waiting for this day to come. For someone to react to my opinion-ful tweets.

This chick, (no name dropping) says that Robsten actually IS more important than Marylin Monroe's birthday or Elvis Presley's death day.
I am a nonsten and my username (DakotaStew) is ridicolous.
And I should stop shipping something that will never (according to her) happen.
Our convo lead to accusings like "I'm a bad friend, and Dakota Fanning doesn't have Facebook, so you couldn't have talked to her"


I tweet whateverthefuck I want to tweet. And I do belive that Elvis and Marylin are more important than Robsten. If you don't like it, unfollow.
I ship whateverthefuck I wanna ship, cause it is MY Twitter, MY opinions and MY life. I can't force you to like it, but if I am ruining your Robsten-buzz, just unfollow.

You still do not know what Dakota have or does not have. Let ME think that I've talked to her. Why is that your problem?
I do not belive that I am a bad friend. If these people, who have talked to you, could step forward and tell me themselves, I'll be glad. Like happiest day in my life, maybes.

And okedoke. Maybe I am an attentionwhore. Hating on a girl who's got more followers than you. Well, actually. I get the attention, since no one agrees with you. Since people now wanna bring you down. Into the mudddddd....

I am not a nonsten. But I am not a Robsten fan either. I ship DakotaStew, and there are more people who do. It's like I just don't give a shit about Robsten. Woo, they are dating, but I don't care.
I keep my hopes up. Let me ship two girls.
Oh yeah. My sexuality is none of your business really. I do think that chicks are hot. Let me.

Be like me, and do not care. Live your own life and stop TRYING to push down others.

Let's hope I didn't forget anything.

Oh YEAH, do not say that my friends are stupid or attentionwhores. Then, you have been messing with me. Big time.

Btw, what would Kristen think about you? Hating on other KStew-fans? Yes, yes. Danke. Now get the fuck out!

AND answer to comment;

"Anonymous said...

Just this. http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9706/8vq.gif ;)"

You. Are. Awesome :)

Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one.

I am amused. I'll just post this and you'll get it.

Imma let you squee a little bit.

KRISTEN WAS CAUGHT KISSING THE SPARKLY DUDE!!!

Then...
I already knew, and I've known, since like forever that they are dating and all that shit, so clearly I don't give a fuck about them.
Honestly, they bore me.
But it is aaaaalways amusing to see the reaction's of the shippers when pictures like these come out.
Especially when they say that this was the happiest moment of their lives... *dies*

Just got a message on Sayat.me.

 YAY! FEEL FREE TO SEE RK KISSING PIC! KRISTEN IS STRAIGHT AND YOU'RE NOT! Bye dakota-Stew

First, let me just laugh.... HA HA.

No, I'll let Alex do it for me.

At 1:20 something. 

Anyways. I shall answer.

I HAVE SEEN THE PICS. SEEMS LIKE I CARE? NO.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KRISTEN STEWART'S SEXUALITY? YEAH, NOTHING.

Even more WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SEXUALITY? EVEN MORE NOTHING.

Maybe (hopefully) Kristen actually IS gay. How could you know? Maybe she's making out with Rob to keep simple-minded people's minds on other simple-minded stuff. And IF she were gay, just IF, what would you be able to do about it? (btw btw btw TomStu is watching them cause he wants to be the one kissing Rob *giggle*)

Paha, and saying that you think I'm gay when you clearly don't know anything about me is just... Laugh.

I keep my goddamn hopes up, that's why I still think DakotaStew is real. Cause I've seen how they look at each other in interviews and such. It's tha SEX LOOK. 

Or maybe they're just secret lovers.

 Now, I'm being called a nonsten. I think that's hilarious. Wo, I'll let you think that, if you let me believe in DakotaStew.

Danke.

And today, it is Elvis Presley's death day, Madonna's and Marylin Monroe's birthday. 

I think that's more important. I'll let you decide.

Anyways, I love Marylin Monroe. 

I think she's a good rolemodel for women. Just saying.

So...Rob and Kristen wants to keep their relationship a secret, and we shall pretend that we don't know anything. For them. 

And KRISTEN IS CHEATING ON DAKOTA.

I hope this post made no sense at all.

Yeah, let's get ready 'cause here we go.

I have a life.

I sit in front of my computer. I sleep. I eat. I obsess over Dakota Fanning. 

I like shoes. I like movies. I like music. I like my friends.

The only thing I don't like, is haters. And fakers. But I'm good, and I don't give a fuck about them.

I think I'm awesome. I can be a bitch. 

There are a very few times, I am happy and joyful, running around and throwing flowers. But I have those days.

I stay up all night, and sleep till 3pm, but I don't care.

I go against my parents a lot. 

I love Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga. I love their music and their don't-give-a-fuck attitude. 

They've inspired me to be the same. 

I don't let any shit bring me down.

I wanna be an actress. I'm not extremely great, but take a look at my care-face.

I like quotes. I love quoting from movies, songs and people.

I love gay-people. I have a lot of gay friends. So if you're homophobic, don't read this blog. 

I love all people. People are people, no matter what sexuality, skin-colour or whatever-mind. 

I don't get into trouble's a lot. 

I like twitter. I like my friends on Twitter. Twitter-people don't judge you for your looks; they judge you for your words. On there, I have over a thousand followers. I never asked for them, but I'm glad that they're there.

I think Dakota Fanning is underrated. I think that her and Kristen Stewart's kiss should've won the MTV Movie Awards -10 award for Best Kiss.

I am a woman. Like a lot of other women, I have a tendency to keep my problem's inside of me, and not talking about them. 

I am a teenager. I do not give a shit.. I try to fall in love. I bitch. I laugh. I cry. I make mistakes. I change my mind. I love sarcasm. I don't take everything seriously. I have a lot of opinions.

I love chocolate. And Coke.

I watch Hannah Montana. I'm not 'too old' for it.

I'll blog about what I feel like blogging about. I'm not forcing anyone to read. 

Comments are appreciated.

Thanks. Bye.

PS. I like vampires. With fangs. Not the sparkly kind. And photography and picture editing.