Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one.

I am amused. I'll just post this and you'll get it.

Imma let you squee a little bit.

KRISTEN WAS CAUGHT KISSING THE SPARKLY DUDE!!!

Then...
I already knew, and I've known, since like forever that they are dating and all that shit, so clearly I don't give a fuck about them.
Honestly, they bore me.
But it is aaaaalways amusing to see the reaction's of the shippers when pictures like these come out.
Especially when they say that this was the happiest moment of their lives... *dies*

Just got a message on Sayat.me.

 YAY! FEEL FREE TO SEE RK KISSING PIC! KRISTEN IS STRAIGHT AND YOU'RE NOT! Bye dakota-Stew

First, let me just laugh.... HA HA.

No, I'll let Alex do it for me.

At 1:20 something. 

Anyways. I shall answer.

I HAVE SEEN THE PICS. SEEMS LIKE I CARE? NO.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KRISTEN STEWART'S SEXUALITY? YEAH, NOTHING.

Even more WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SEXUALITY? EVEN MORE NOTHING.

Maybe (hopefully) Kristen actually IS gay. How could you know? Maybe she's making out with Rob to keep simple-minded people's minds on other simple-minded stuff. And IF she were gay, just IF, what would you be able to do about it? (btw btw btw TomStu is watching them cause he wants to be the one kissing Rob *giggle*)

Paha, and saying that you think I'm gay when you clearly don't know anything about me is just... Laugh.

I keep my goddamn hopes up, that's why I still think DakotaStew is real. Cause I've seen how they look at each other in interviews and such. It's tha SEX LOOK. 

Or maybe they're just secret lovers.

 Now, I'm being called a nonsten. I think that's hilarious. Wo, I'll let you think that, if you let me believe in DakotaStew.

Danke.

And today, it is Elvis Presley's death day, Madonna's and Marylin Monroe's birthday. 

I think that's more important. I'll let you decide.

Anyways, I love Marylin Monroe. 

I think she's a good rolemodel for women. Just saying.

So...Rob and Kristen wants to keep their relationship a secret, and we shall pretend that we don't know anything. For them. 

And KRISTEN IS CHEATING ON DAKOTA.

I hope this post made no sense at all.